Life for Dummies

track name: Life for Dummies
album and band name: from The Only Non-Classical Album You'll Ever Need by Joe Jack Wagner

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lyrics: Plastic cigarette, playing with a rubber frog
Waiting for the whole to explode
High-Speed Internet, bidding for a coffee mug
Expecting people to applaud

Resistant pocket, trading a wink for a shrug
Who cares for the enemy’s code?
Your own private jet, the colour of children blood
Paving your walk of life with gold

No child to neglect, not even a stupid dog
No ticking clock in this household
Mindless babe magnet, a meaningless dialogue
Relationships bound to erode

In love and in debt, going down the whole damn hog
Watch for hazards as they unfold
No choice but diet, no arteries left to clog
The reaper now reaps what he’s sowed

Bones in the closet, someone had to pull the plug
Just keep your secret garden hoed
No hint of regret, sleeping, sleeping like a log
Clearest conscience that ever flowed

Brit brat with bad breath, smiling like a travelling-rug
Watch her as her teeth slowly corrode
Badmouthing nymphet, keep your cookies in the jug
Some stories are better left untold

Shiny little rocket, raise your frown above the smog
Silver foil is the latest mode
Skeleton corset, TV, set, ready and snug
No wonder was it a broken mould…
credits: from The Only Non-Classical Album You'll Ever Need, released 07 May 2009
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